Let me tell you about the best part of my week this past week. I went to the dentist to get a checkup finally. It had been borderline disgustingly long time since I had been. Seriously, homeless people are more diligent about their health care maintenance than me lately. So regardless to say, I was not entirely shocked to find out that I had a cavity. Weak sauce. But don’t worry dear reader, ‘cause this particular bedtime story has a happy ending. I’ll give you my half of the conversation (try to imagine her half of the dialogue in that voice they always use for adults in Charlie Brown cartoons):
Me: “A walkman huh. You guys keep it pretty old school around here.”
Chubby Hygienist: “WHAA WHAA WHAA WA WA WHAA”
Me: “That’s cool. I don’t really like Kenny Chesney. How about that Clapton greatest hits.”
Chubby Hygienist: “WHAA WA WHAA WHAA”
Me: “What’s that you say? You have nitrous oxide that you want to give me?”
Chubby Hygienist: “WA WA WHAA”
Me: “How much do I weigh so you can tell how much nitrous to let flow? I’m actually about 250.”
Chubby Hygienist: “WHAAA?”
Me: “No, that’s about right. I’m not tall but I’m very dense. I do yogalates.”
Tank O’ Awesomeness: HIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Suddenly Attractive Hygienist: “WA WA WHAA WHAAAAA WHHAAAAA”
Me: WHEEEEEEE!!!!
This is going to sound really sad, but sitting there in my comfy chair, with a wicked buzz, under a bright light and listening to “Before You Accuse Me” I was magically transported to the beach. It was awesome.
2 comments:
Props on the last two entries. First one really hit home. Here is an idea for a future blog...Justin boots, where have you been all my life?
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